Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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