This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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