Just cropdusted the office
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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