She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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