I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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