Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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