at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
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My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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