I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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