but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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