Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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