Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
