Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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