I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Me too!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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