Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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