Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize