I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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