I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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