You were right. It hurts to walk today.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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