I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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