the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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