the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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