do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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