she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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