So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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