i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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