i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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