Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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