You really coming over, don't trick.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
