Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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