What a fucking waste of an outfit
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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