so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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