I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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