i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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