For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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