Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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