I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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