I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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