Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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