Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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