Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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