We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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