let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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