My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i out mim tonsoeep
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