He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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