Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
