never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.