Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time