i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
as a side note pls kill me
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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