One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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