she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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