I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Randomize
