Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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