I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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