Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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