Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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