This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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