What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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