White coat. Heels.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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